Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Help Wanted: No Experience Required

By David Arnett, Founder, Tulsa Today

Friday, 21 October 2005

Tulsa Today is hiring writers. No experience is necessary, but all life experience is valued. We are looking for people of all ages with the ability to think, observe, interact, and report throughout the greater Northeastern Oklahoma region. At entry level, writers are paid per story published. From the most productive of these writers, one will be selected within the next six months for full-time employment as managing editor of this news service.

Chief's Note:
With all due respect to the honorably esteemed Mr. Arnett, no one associated with Tulsa Indy Gazetter will be allowed to apply. If I catch you doing the Benedict Arnold, you will be duly tarred, feathered, and outted as a scumbag homosexual. I pay you enough in cheese whiz as it is. Ferchristsakes.